i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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