NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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