Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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