walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Randomize
