Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
