I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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