that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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