He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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