Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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