Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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