and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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