My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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