About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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