She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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