Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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