We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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