I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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