look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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