I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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