Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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