i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
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