i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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