Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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