we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just cut my nipple shaving
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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