got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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