Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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