I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Randomize
