yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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