ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
She announced her abortion via fbk
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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