You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
he fucked my hip out of place.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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