i barfeds in our rink
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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