i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I could fuck to npr.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
