you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
People with herpes should wear stickers.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
