And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Enjoy the penises
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Randomize
