Don't you send me to vm
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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