We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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