I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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