i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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