You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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