Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Your shirt... Was in my pants
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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