just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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