dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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