So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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