girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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