Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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