what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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