Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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