dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
the condom got lost in my hair
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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