My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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