We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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